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I remember sayin' I don't care either way
Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok
Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen
And said ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means

And I started wondering who he was going to be
And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me
He'll probably climb a tree to tall and ride he's bike to fast
End up every summer wearin' something in a cast
He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street
He's gonna get in trouble oh h'es gonna get in fights
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
It safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if h'es anything like me

I can see him right now knees all skinned up
With a magnifying glass tryin' to melt the Tonka truck
Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on
That'll be his first love til' his first love comes along
He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens
And heaven help him if h'es anything like me

He'll probably stay out to late and drive his car to fast
Get a speeding ticket hell pay for mowing grass
He's gonna get caught skippin' class and be ground for a week
He's gonna get in trouble were gonna get in fights
I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
It's safe to say that I'm gonna get my pay back if he's anything like me

He's gonna love me and hate me along the way
Years are gonna fly by I already dread the day
He's gonna hug his momma he's gonna shake my hand
He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave
But as he drives out he'll cry he's eyes out
If he's anything like me there's worse folks to be like
Aw he'll be alright if he's anything like me