Lyrics:

England swings like a pendulum do bobbies on bicycles two by two
Westminster Abbey the Tower of Big Ben the rosy red cheeks of the little children
Now if you huff and puff and you fin'ly save enough
Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea
Take a tip before you take your trip let me tell you where you go go to England oh
Mama's old pijamas and your papa's mustache
Fallin' out the window sill frolic in the grash
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain
Gepin' at the dapper men with ferby hats and canes