Lyrics:

Okidoki peeps
I'm gonna tell you something that happened a while ago while we were in Oslo
We were touring the Scandinavia with the Pipettes from the United Kingdom
And actually we fell in love with that band
And I know that they fell in love with us too
So if you wanna hear a true on the road story about Billie the Vision and the Pipettes…
Just turn it up now
Just turn it up now

I thought I was supposed to run away with you
But I'm running away with Joe
We're in Oslo and we did a terrible show
But the Norwegian pop freaks went 'Hey hey ho'
And Joe said 'let's get the priorities straight' and
I said 'No, let's get the priorities queer'
And we laughed together and said
'It's good to be here, but now we need to get the booze and the beer'

So we went running through the streets of Oslo
We went running through the streets of Oslo

We had the beers and the booze in the Billie bus
But we'd forgotten where we parked it
And Joe said 'Jesus Christ Billie guys -
You must learn to organise!'
And I said 'I'm sorry Joe, I'm really sorry
But we didn't do this on purpose'
We started laughing together there was Gustav and Joe
And me and we started laughing together

We went laughing through the streets of Oslo
We went laughing through the streets of Oslo
We went laughing through the streets of Oslo
We went laughing through the streets of Oslo

I was so full of sweat, I was stinking
I was thinking 'I don't even feel like drinking'
And as we searched through the biggest parking in Norway
Gustav lit up and pointed his finger and said
'You are George, I am Kramer and you are Elaine
We're in an episode of Seinfeld
We're in an episode of Seinfeld'
We had ten minutes to get to the venue again
And I can't believe that we made it

And Joe said 'Listen now guys when they ask you
'What you got in your bag?', just say sleeping bags and pillows, ok?
You must do this on your own
You can make it, so see you guys inside'
And of course we made it - we're professional liars
Everything according to plan
We felt like heroes when we stepped into the dressing room
I said 'I'm gonna show you one heavy sleeping bag'
Then I blinked to Gustav and
Gustav blinked back to me
And then I showed them all the beers

We felt like heroes at a venue in Oslo
We felt like heroes at a venue in Oslo
We felt like heroes at a venue in Oslo
We felt like heroes at a venue in Oslo

But Becky and Mia and Rose and Sebastian
And John, Gwenno, Lisa, Mono, Fia and Bobby and Andy said
'That's nice guys but we need to go to sleep
So see you guys tomorrow'
We were a bit surprised and disappointed
But there were four of us left, Gustav, Joe, John and me
And we had a beautiful night in Oslo

We had a beautiful night in Oslo
We got drunk at a venue in Oslo
We stayed up late at a venue in Oslo
We had a beautiful night in Oslo
We had a beautiful night in Oslo
We got drunk at a venue in Oslo
We stayed up late at a venue in Oslo
We had a beautiful night in Oslo
We had a beautiful night in Oslo