Lyrics:

I got no name or number

I just hand out the lumber

But if I ever get a chance to play

I'm going to show 'em, I'll show 'em someday

I'm going to show 'em that I can play

I'm going to show 'em that I'm here to stay

But all I hear you say is

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Well, I can wind up and make 'em howl

I only wind up holding the towels

But if I ever get a chance to play

I'm going to show 'em, I'll show 'em someday

I'm going to show 'em that I can play

I'm going to show 'em that I'm here to stay

But all I hear you say is

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy

I'm going to show 'em, I'll show 'em one day

I'm going to show 'em that I can play

I'm going to show 'em that I'm here to stay

But all I hear you say is

All you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy, all you'll ever gonna be

Stick boy, all he's ever gonna be