Lyrics:

Here is the news

Comin' to you every hour upon the hour
(Here is the news)
The weather's fine, but there may be a meteor shower

Here is the news
A cure's been found for good, old rocket lag
(Here is the news)
Someone left their life behind in a plastic bag

Here is the news
Here is the news
Here is the news
Here is the news
Another action-filled adventure
(Here is the news)
All the worst from the world convention

Here is the news (The very latest)
Here is the news
Here is the news
Here is the news
Here is the news
I wanna go home, I want my baby back
Here is the news
(I wanna go back)

Here is the news
Somebody has broken out of Satellite Two
(Here is the news)
Look very carefully, it may be you
Here is the news

Here is the news
Here is the news