When I was small I believed in Santa clause, But I knew it was my dad I would hang up my stocking on Christmas I would open my presents and I’ll be glad But the last time I played father Christmas I was at the department store A gang of kids came over and bugged me And knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said, father Christmas give us some money Don’t mess around with those silly toys We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed Give all the toys, to the little rich boys
Don’t give my father a stupid box of napkins Don’t give my sister a crapy toy We don’t want a jigsaw or monopoly money We only want the real mccoy
Father Christmas give us some money We’ll beat you up if you make us annoyed Father Chrismas give us some money Don’t mess around with those silly toys
Or give my daddy a job cause he needs one He’s got lots of mouths to feed But if ya got one, I’d like a machine gun So I can scare all the kids on the street
Father Christmas give us some money We got no time for your silly toys We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed Give all the toys, to the little rich boys
Have yourself a Merry Merry Christmas Have yourself a good time But remember the kids who got nothing While your drinking berry wine
Father Christmas give us some money We’ll beat you up if you make us annoyed Father Chrismas please hand it over Father Christmas give us some money We got no time for your silly toys We’ll beat you up if you don’t hand it over We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed Give all the toys, to the little rich boys