Lyrics:

I went to LA but the women didn't love me
Lady was not even soft to the touch
I went to LA but the women didn't love me
the women didn't even like me too much

Now when I walk, I like to radiate around
Radiate around and back to the sun
Women prefer a managery of clowns
managery of clowns despite everyone

Wohoho
Wohoho

Down in the lair of the 50 headed virgins
The 50 headed virgins and the ninja's skunk
Down in LA where the women didn't love me
the women didn't leave me back to the bunk

My friend told me I had a Leacky Flask
My friend told me I need an easy pass

Mum's milk and dad's cheese
Little Bob got killed on a high trapeze
Love me long and kill me good
No single women in my neighborhood

That's a faboulus show
That's a faboulus show

My friend told me I had a smoker's cough
My friend told me I start a holocaust

That's a faboulus show
That's a faboulus show

[deep men's voices]