Lyrics:

Who put the cock in the cocker spaniel?
Who took a pee on the pekingese?
Who left his toy in the toy poodle?
I'd like to shake that bastard's hand if you please

Who ate the beard on the bearded collie?
Who slipped a bass in the bassett hound?
Who stuffed the box in the boxer, put his eagle in the beagle?
That bastard gets cigars all around

I would gladly pork a Yorkie, sit on a setter, and board a border collie with a friend
But who jacked in the Jack Russell, banged the shit out of the shih tzu, and rained on the pomeranian? Was it the dude

Who put the cock in the cocker spaniel?
Who put the come in the komondor?
Who fucked the poo out of the poodle, put his meat in the akita, chowed on the chow chow, took a dip in the puli, stuck his mutton in the mutt, whipped it out for the whippet, put his point in the pointer, popped a cork in the corgi, stuck their ass on the bassett hound?
That crazy bastard gets cigars all around!