Lyrics:

She's my Magdalana
She's my Magdalana

She promised the stars
But gave me the Moon
I took her to dinner
She ate with a spoon
The preacher he told me
To watch out for her
She's bad and she's bony
She's what I prefer

My Magdalana
She's my Magdalana

She poured me a drink
And ate me alive
I called her a cab
She wanted to drive
I knew when I found her
My ship had come in
She let me discover
Her treasure within

My Magdalana
She's my Magdalana

How can I explain
where she takes me
With her velvet hand
She wipes my brow
Somehow I end up
In the promised land

My Magdalana
She's my Magdalana

Hey, Hey...

She took me back home
Her uncle was there
Smokin' cigars
In his blue underwear
We danced on the roof
We ate on the floor
And when it was over
I begged her for more

My Magdalana
She's my Magdalana
She's my Magdalana

Yes she is

She's my Magdalana
Hey, Hey...