Lyrics:
Everywhere has a wheeler an' dealer raised in the back streets of townEverywhere has a spieler who's a clownEvery haunt has a hustler an' bustler born with the tongue of a snakeEvery haunt has a muscler on the makeChorusThem kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't singIf them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from meEverywhere has a ducker an' diver doin' his best to impressEverywhere has a sciver in a messEvery place has a joker at poker born with a marked deck of cardsEvery place has a smoker in the yards