Lyrics:

Hey kids, Prune Tang's here!
Oh, yeah!
She's old and rich
Knows where to scratch me when I itch
She's a wrinkled old bitch
She sucks the chrome right off my trailer hitch
Prune Tang!
Prune Tang!
Once you go gray
You find out quick there's no other way
She's a one-stop shop
She's always open and ready to rock
My, my, my, my, Prune Tang!
My, my, my, Prune Tang!
My, my, my, my, Prune Tang!
My, my, my, Prune Tang!
Miles and miles of duct tape
Couldn't match up my day
Nothing in this world but sweet Prune Tang
Could ever make me feel this way

My, my, my my my, my my my
Prune Tang on my mind
My, my, my my my, my my my
Prune Tang all the time
My, my, my, my, Prune Tang!
My, my, my, Prune Tang!
(Prune Tang)
Prune Tang!
(Prune Tang)
Prune Tang!
(Prune Tang)