Lyrics:

Ah ha ha... I don’t believe it... don't touch me!
Hey Ray, hey Sugar, tell 'em who we are...

Well, we're big rock singers, we got golden fingers, and we're loved everywhere we go.
(That sounds like us)
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth at ten thousand dollars a show.
(Right)

We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills but the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that'll getcha when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone - Wanna see my picture on the cover
Stone - Wanna buy 5 copies for my mother
Stone - Wanna see my smilin' face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
(That's a very, very good idea…)

I got a freaky old lady name a' Cocaine Katy who embroiders on my jeans.
I got my poor old gray-haired daddy
drivin' my limousine.

Now it's all designed to blow our minds
but our minds won't really be blown
like the blow that'll getcha when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone - Wanna see our pictures on the cover
Stone - Wanna buy 5 copies for our mothers
Stone - Wanna see my smilin' face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

I sure love ROCK AND ROLL!
[dischordant guitar solo]
(Aw, that's beautiful)

We got a lotta little teenage blue-eyed groupies
who do anything we say.
We got a genuine Indian guru
he's teachin' us a better way.
We got all the friends that money can buy
so we never have to be alone.
And we keep gettin' richer
But we can't get our picture
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone - Wanna see my picture on the cover
Stone - Gonna buy 5 copies for my mother
Stone - Gonna see my smilin' face on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

On the cover of the Rolling...
Stone - Wanna see my picture on the cover
Stone - Wanna buy 5 copies for my mother
Stone - Wanna see my smilin' face on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

(Right on the front, man, I can see it now...
There we are... We'll be on the front, smilin', man...
Oh beautiful!)