Lyrics:

There were beverages laid out for the party
There were candy and spices and tri-colored pastas
The meat carved was drawn from succulent juices
Served on platters of the purest gold

I was calm when we arrived at the party
I spoke with fervor in embracing the evening
My wife leaned over and she whispered 'I love you.'
I held her close and we danced

We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much

Cream puffs and bourbon and the music was louder
My wife was competing in a game of chance
The party raged and the guests were screaming
I could have danced all night

We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much

Later on when we were under the covers
I closed my eyes, then I drifted to sleep
I dreamt about me, maybe throwing a party
And just how great that would be

And I said
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much