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Birds are dumb cause small bird brain

But so are kids and old people

Some birds talk most other sing

I don't see you eating a talking bird

Pigs smell bad they roll in pooh

But so do kids and elderly

I don't see you chop off an old man's feet

Put them in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

Actualy they don't have central nervousness

No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile

Come to think about it they don't have a face

They have no face, no place for ears

There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears

No spinal cord, they must get bored

Might as well just put them out of misery

I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenseless shellfish

No chowder for you clams have feelings too

It could happen to you, clams have feelings too

I don't think they do, clams have feelings too