Lyrics:

We are gathered here

Today in these majestic

Halls of old to honor

A man they call

Sathington willoughby.

There's a joke or two,

A pun or three

I feel that must be

Told then I go on to

Speak of sathington willoughby.

Sathington willoughby

The legislator that

Penned us up a bill

That banned the use

Of certain things like this and that.