Lyrics:

Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rapped rhymes.
Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time.
Jack B. Nimble was nimble, and he was quick,
but Jam Master was faster, Jack sat on Jay's stick.
Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
and Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep.
And Alice stilled her hunger in Wonderland
Jack [...] Jill busta in his hand.
And Jam Master Jay is making out our sound,
the turntables might wobble but they don't fall down.

Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did that thing.
But Jam Master's gettin' loose and DMC's the king.
Cause he's adult entertainer, child educator,
Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader.
He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest.
Perfect timin' when I'm rhymin' I'm a rhymin' acrobatic.
Lots of guts when he cuts, girls move their butts.
His name is Jay, he's here to play, he must be nuts.
And on the mix, real quick, and I'd like to say
he's not the Flash, but he's fast and his name is Jay!

It goes a one, two, three and...

Jay's like King Midas, as I was told,
everything that he touched, turned to gold.
He's the greatest of the great, let's get it straight he's great.
Claim fame cause his name is known in every state.
His name is Jay to see him play will make you say:
'Goddamn, that DJ made my day!'
Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker,
he's a maker, a breaker, and a title taker.
Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe.
If cuts were kids, he would be through.
I'm not lying, y'all, he's the best I know,
and if I lie, my nose will grow
like the little wooden boy named Pinochio,
and you all know how the story goes!

Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs.
He's the big bad wolf and you're the three pigs.
He's the big bad wolf in your neighbourhood,
not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good!

There it is...

We're Run-DMC, got a beef to settle.
D's not Hansel, he's not Gretel.
Jay's a winner, not a beginner.
His pocket gets fat, other get thinner.
Jump on Jay like cows jump moons,
People chase Jay like dish and spoon.
And like all fairytales end
you'll see Jay again my friend!
Huh!