Lyrics:

In a village in old Siam, sir
Lived a lady who lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK

She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She scouted 'round in Scarborough
She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She skated 'round in Scarborough

In a village in old Eastham, sir
She met fellow who made her real
Took her rushes to show this man, sir
Met his dad at the wedding meal

In a letter from old Siam, sir
Came a terrible tale of woe
She decided the only answer
Was to get off a pile of dough

She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She skouted 'round in Scarborough
She waited 'round in Walthamstow
She skouted 'round in Scarborough

When a relative told her man, sir
He directed her not to stay
And in a village in old Siam, sir
There's a lady who lost her way

Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!

In a village in old Siam, sir
Lived a lady who lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
Found herself in the old UK

Waited 'round in Walthamstow
Scouted 'round in Scarborough
Waited 'round in Walthamstowe
Scouted 'round in Scarborough

In a village in old Siam, sir
Lived a lady who lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
Found herself in the old UK

Walthamstow... Scarborough