Lyrics:

There was a man
A king of England in the good old times
He tried his hand
At?makin'?cakes and writin'?nursery rhymes
Although he was a good?old man
He never had a wife
And when he put the cakes in the pan
Burned them up in fiery cinders
Couldn't bake to save his life
Eenie meenie, tiney miney, for promotion
Didn't want a story just a pot of potion
Whoa-oh, medicine woman
Whoa-oh, medicine woman
Eenie meenie, tiney miney, for promotion
Never mind the story, give me pot of potion
Whoa-oh, medicine woman
Whoa-oh, medicine woman
There was a man
Who thought that boys were made of snips and snails
He tried his hand
At drivin' goods and tellin' fairy tales
Although he was a good old man
He never had a wife
And never ended havin' an affair
Never got to be infamous
Couldn't write to save his life

Eenie meenie, tiney miney, for promotion
Didn't want a story just a pot of potion
Whoa-oh, medicine woman
Whoa-oh, medicine woman
Eenie meenie, tiney miney, for promotion
Never mind the story, give me pot of potion
Whoa-oh, medicine woman
Whoa-oh