Lyrics:

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farah
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine
I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they just don't end up as mine

It's a death-defying life I lead, I take my chances
I die for a livin' in the movies and T.V.
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knees

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty
It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, hey, hey

I might jump an open drawbridge or Tarzan from a vine
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine

They'll never make me president, but I've got the best first ladies
Some days I've got 'em as far as the eye can see, ooh wee
A morning dive with Jackie Smith, I crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me

I might fall from a tall building, so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon, so he can kiss and flirt
While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl I'm just kissin' dirt
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt