Lyrics:

Monday (Monday)

Late again today,
He'd be in trouble, though he'd say he was sorry.
He'd have to hurry out - to the bus.

Tuesday (Tuesday)

Horace was so sad,
He'd never had a girl that he could care for.
And if he was late once more,
He'd be out - uh-oh.

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door.
Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin',
Then a voice from above
Said, 'Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Go out and find yourself a wife
(Come on, Horace),
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life planned!'
(You can do it.
Come on, Horace.)

Wednesday

Horace met the girl.
She was small and she was very pretty.
He thought he was in love,
He was afraid - uh oh.

Thursday

Asked her for a date,
The café down the street, tomorrow evening.
His head was reeling
When she said, 'Yes, ok.'

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door.
Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin',
Then a voice from above
Said, 'Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Go out and find yourself a wife
(Come on, Horace),
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life planned!'
(You can do it.
Come on, Horace.)

Friday

Horace, this is it!
He asks the girl if maybe they could marry.
When she says 'Gladly,'
Horace cries - boo hoo.

Sunday

Everybody's at the church
When Horace rushes in
And says, 'Now here comes my wife,
For the rest of my life,'
And she did.

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door.
Well, he just stood there mumblin' a-fumblin',
Then a voice from above
Said, 'Horace Wimp, this is your wife,
Go out and find yourself a life
(Come on, Horace),
Make a stand and be a man,
And you will have a great life planned!'
(Horace Wimp.)

Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace,
Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday
(Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp, Horace Wimp)...