Lyrics:

Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Conversation, Mississippi related, he's searching for the softball diamond.

Prancin' like a bad ass who never seen a church house, another jolly face in the choir.

He's reaching and a kissin her mouth
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes

Screamin' at the cousin that never gets no lovin', the hairy monkeys covered tonight
Falling over tables, a black eye with no way home
And pouting underneath the street lights

He's reaching and a kissin her mouth
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
And no-one seems to like it out loud
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh, he's such a sucker from her head to her toes