Lyrics:

woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can and in two more days i lose the guitar that i hawked slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later i was outside your door and the pebble i threw was probably more like a rock

then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom

authorities came i guess i was gone, next thing you know i'm passed out on the lawn and boy did i wake up fast with a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing and i fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days

then i fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee, i lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse i'm coming down with the flu, somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry, i just want my mom, somebody get my mom, i just want my mom, get my mom

m o m m y she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie, she coached baseball when we needed her, we lost every game but to her came in first and i'm so glad that she met my dad, i wouldn't be here if she never had LET'S GO i guess this is it the end of the song just my luck nobody sang along i guess i'l put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home

somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again and i don't want to be just friends, i said thanks for the ride i'll just limp back inside cause i don't want you to see me cry i just want my mom, (i just want my mom)somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom) i just want my mom (i just want my mom) get my mom m o m m y