Lyrics:

Hello operator... Can you give me number nine? Can I see you later? Will you give me back my dime? Turn the oscillator, Twist it with a dollar bill, Mail man bring the paper Leave it on my window sill. Find a canary, A bird to bring my message home. Carry my obituary, My coffin doesn't have a phone. How you gonna get the money? Send papers to an empty home? How you gonna get the money? Nobody to answer the phone.