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One, two, three, four!
Haven't I seen you somewhere around before?
Haven't I seen you somewhere around before?
Then you're a dead ringer
Then you're a dead ringer
Then you're a dead ringer
Then you're a conkeroonee stringer
Wasn't it you said you was into changing the law?
Wasn't it you said you was into changing the law?
Then you're a dead ringer
Then you're a dead ringer
Then you're a dead ringer
Then you're a conkeroonee stringer
Wasn't it you running around proud of being poor?
Wasn't it you running around proud of being poor?
Then you're a dead ringer
Then you're a dead ringer
Then you're a dead ringer
Then you're a conkeroonee stringer
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