Lyrics:

Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro...Figaro...
Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro...Figaro!
Figaro! Son qua
Ehi, Figaro! Son qua
Figaro qua, Figaro la,?Figaro?qua, Figaro la
Figaro?su, Figaro giu, Figaro su, Figaro?giu
Pronto prontissimo son come il fumine:
Sono il factotum della citta
(della citta, della citta, della citta, della citta)
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
A te fortuna (a te fortuna, a te fortuna) non manchera
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
A te fortuna (a te fortuna, a te fortuna) non manchera
Sono il factotum della citta
Sono il factotum della citta
Della citta, della citta
Della citta!
La la la la la la la la la!
Come here, sister
Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip
About that new breed thing

He ain't no drag
Papa's got a brand new bag
Come here, mama
And dig this crazy scene
He's not too fancy
But his line is pretty clean
He ain't no drag
Papa's got a brand new bag
He's doing The Jerk
He's doing The Fly
Don't play him cheap
'Cause you know he ain't shy
He's doing The Monkey, The Mashed Potatoes
Jump back Jack, see you later, alligator
Come here, sister
Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip now
But I can dig the new breed thing
He ain't no drag
He's got a brand new bag

Well, Papa, you're doing The Jerk
Papa, he's doing The Jerk
You're doing The Twist, just like this
He's doing The Fly every day and every night
The thing, like The Boomerang
Hey!
Come on, hey hey!
Come on, hey hey!
Said you're uptight, you're out of sight
Come on, see what you know
Come on, see what you know