Lyrics:

A-E(bass G#)-F#m-E-D-E-AD-F#m-E-D-Bm-E(7-sus4)-D-F#m-E-D-E-A(ending:D-E-Ax2D-A-E-A)I'm so fucking sickI'm the king of the worldI'm a genius of useless stuffSome people they gotta workwell I just hang arounddreaming up useless stuffSo if I call you from time to time I said my life is such a dragI feel like a hag please shut me upGirl would you like to live my lifeAnd I'll be with you tonightI'll be your useless stuffNow everybody wants to be our friendso we act real Zenand hang around with movie starsSo if I call you from time to time I said my life is such a dragI feel like a hag kick me in the assGirl would you like to live my lifeAnd I'll be with you tonightI'll be your useless stuffI'll be your useless stuffCan I be your useless stuff?

Cracker Useless Stuff