Lyrics:

D-EmD-Em-G-DBm-C-G-D"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt.""I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."A Scotsman throws a pole into the airThe alderman all vote in some affairThe mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strangehe's still a bachelor? Perhaps he's gay.A corpse is laid out neatly on a slabProfessor's working madly in his labThe assistant files her nails and checks her hairThere's just a hint of danger in the airThere's just a hint of danger in the airNo one is alarmed nor seems to careEveryone is happy, we're all fineWe all fall in love all the timeYeah, we all fall in love from a planeWith the stewardess, she serves us in our dreamsWhen we wake, we find that it has rainedWhen it rains, it lulls us back to sleepSo rest your weary eyes and go to sleepOr rest your weary head and come to meMove your lips and sing this lullabyeMove your lips and sing this lullabye

Cracker Lullabye