Lyrics:

There's a Malayan stripper of sex unknown Some Siamese twins from a broken home Maria's party, what a show going down Maria loves her life, but she'll show you how There's a strong man tearing himself into pieces A magician who will spin you on the end of his spinderly fingers There's a show going on Maria loves her life, she'll show you how, how, how There's a high wire act on the telephone wire And another Buddhist monk has set himself on fire There's a fakir outside being buried alive Maria's mad aunt has yet to arrive A dahlia that dances, and a frog with wings, A bear in a tutu that just loves to sing, karaoke Maria loves her life, and that's all, and that's all, and that's all. La La La La La La La etc. You will love her forever when the scene hits your town La La La La La La La etc. You will love her forever You will all love her forever Maria's Party And that's all.