He once shot a man just for snorin'
Got out of bed and shot him dead
Well his name was...
I didnt know what his name was
So we just called him Fred
He was ridin' cross a dessert
on a horse to another town
looking for a wonam in a night gown
The horses name was...
I didnt know what his name was
So we just called him fred
Well he got to the town
meet a woman in a night gown
she was wearing a frown tell it ran
He name was...
I dint know what her name was
so we just called her Fred
That songs Called Fred
This songs here was written under the influence of alcohol
Which has a tendancy to make you think things are actually funnier
than they really are
Have you been drinking alcohol at the time of hearing a
Fred song you bee laying on the floor right now saying,
that Fred songs whipping my butt turn it off