Lyrics:

'The Hairbrush Song (Live At The Gardens)'

Now its time for silly songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song

Having just finished his morning bath
and having searched for his hairbrush
Larry cries out: Oh where is my hairbrush, oh where is my hairbrush, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where.....is my hairbrush

having heard his cry ?? enters the scene
shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel
? regains his composure and reports
I think I saw your hairbrush back there

Back there is my hairbrush, back there is my hairbrush, back there, back there, oh where back there, oh where, oh where, back there....is my hairbrush

Having heard his joyous proclamation Junior Asparagus enters the scene
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel
Junior regains his composure and comments
Why do you need a hairbrush, you don't have any hair

Larry is taken aback, the thought had never occurred to him, no hair, what would this mean, what would become of him, what would become of his hairbrush

No hair for my hairbrush, no hair for my hairbrush, no hair, no hair
No hair... for my hairbrush

Having heard his wonderings Bob the Tomato enters the scene,
shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel
Bob regains his composure and confesses
Larry, that old hairbrush of yours, well you never really used it, and you don't really need it so, I'm sorry, I didn't know, so I gave it to the peach, yeah, cuz he's got hair, he's got hair, everywhere, he's got hair

Feeling a deep sense of loss Larry stumbles back and laments
Not fair my poor hairbrush, not fair my poor hairbrush, not fair, not fair, no hair
My little hairbrush

Having heard his lament the peach enters the scene
himself being in a towel
Larry and the peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other
But recognizing Larry's generosity
the peach is thankful

Thanks for the hairbrush