Lyrics:

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung
This is what I hear him say

Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies, and best of all
He never disagrees
I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say 'Hi'
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply, and Mr. Frump would say

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr. Frump's dying day
So now I bring to you the very last thing
That Mr. Frump had to say....


Amen