Lyrics:

What sort of person are you
What side of life comes your way?
What kind of things do you do
Try to describe a normal day

Are you the quiet type
Or more of an extrovert
Is your journey quite important
Do you wear a working shirt?

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What do you do in the evenings
What sort of thing makes you laugh
Do you have any hobbies or interests
Please answer on your own behalf

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Which side do you sleep on
Are you formal or relaxed
Are you in or out of business
Before or after tax/tacks

Please give your name and address
And the number of your phone
What are you doing next Friday
Are you sure you will be alone

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Will you answer all these questions
On a postcard if you please
To the ministry of the future
In the land of birds and bees

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