Lyrics:

You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself cavort
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner

And you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naïve
You said we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
One of them was me
I had a dream, there was clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee

And you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

Oh, you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
Oh

You're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend
Clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee

And you're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

Oh, you're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Yeah

Don't you?