Lyrics:

Bridal show
Restless day here
Steal a glance
He wouldn't dare
Ted and Joe
Are getting married
And everyone should be there
But no simple celebration

Oooh
Ted's mother cries and cries
They're in white
I bet they'll kiss without closing their eyes

Vows exchange
With a blessing
A little cake
A piece of paper
Another day
They'll be parted
And everyone knows it's there
The whole damn congregation sings

Oooh
It's the only way to say goodbye
Joe's shaking with pride
I'd have to guess there'll be no honeymoon

Ted and Joe are getting married

Oooh
It's the only way to say goodbye
Joe's shaking with pride
Take me with you when you go
I bet they'll kiss without closing their eyes