Lyrics:

Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy

Ten years ago I fell in love with an Irish girl she took my heart
Well she went and screwed some guy that she knew
And now I'm in Dublin with a broken heart

Oh broken-hearted Hoover fixer sucker guy
Oh broken-hearted Hoover fixer sucker, sucker guy

One day I'll go there and win her once again
But until then I'm just a sucker of a guy.