Lyrics:

[Kangol]

Yo EMD

[EMD]

Yeah, what`s up man?

[Kangol]

There goes that girl they call Roxanne.She`s all stuck up

[EMD]

Why you say that?

[Kangol]

Cause she wouldn`t give a guy like me no rap

She was walking down the street so I said 'Hello

I`m Kangol from UTFO.'And she said 'So?'

And I said 'So?!? Baby don`t you know?

I can sing, rap, and dance in just one show

Cause I`m Kangol, Mr. Sophisticata

As far as I`m concerned ain`t nobody greater

From beginning to end and, to beginning

I never lose because I`m all about winning

But if I were to lose, I wouldn`t be upset

Cause I`m not a gambler, I don`t bet

I don`t be in no casino, and baby while you knizzow

The izzi is the grizzeat Kizzangizzo.'

I thought she`d be impress by my devious rap

I thought I had her caught cause I`m a sinister trap

I thought it`d be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that

I guess that`s what I get for thinking, ain`t that right, black?

Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzone

Crizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizza

With the bang bang, brother I feel bad

But I ain`t comitting suicide for no crab

But calling her a crab is just a figure of speech

Cause she`s an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach

I thought I had it in the palm of my hand

But man oh man, if I was grand I`d bang Roxanne

Chorus:

Roxanne, Roxanne, can`t you understand?

Roxanne, Roxanne, I wanna be your man

[EMD]

You Kango, I don`t think that you`re dense

Buy you went about the matter with no experience

You should know, she doesn`t need a guy like you

She needs a guy like me, with a high IQ

And she`ll take to my rap, cause my rap`s the best

The educated rapper MD will never fess

So when I met her, I wasted no time

But stuck up Roxanne paid me no mind

She thought my name was Barry, I told her it was Gary

She said she didn`t like it so she chose to call me Barry

She said she`d love to marry, my baby she would carry

And if she had a baby, she`d name the baby Harry

Her mother`s name is Baby, which is really quite contrary

Her face is really hairy, and you can say it`s scary

So isn`t not every, her father`s a fairy

His job is secondary, in some military

He throws them to an ?electric camp? that wasn`t voluntary

His daughter`s name is Sherry, his sons are Tom and Jerry

Jerry had the flu but it was only temporary

Back in January, or was it February?

But everytime I say this rhyme it makes me kinda weary

It`s only customary to give this commentary

Some say it`s bad, some say it`s legendary

You can search all you want, try your local library

You`ll never find a rhyme like this in any dictionary

But do you know, after all that

All I received was a pat on the back

That`s what you get, it happened to me

Ain`t that right Mixmaster I-C-E

Chorus

[Kangol]

You thought you had a rose, you thought you was Cupid

But EMD, your rap was plain stupid

I know you`re educated, but when will you learn?

Not all girls want to be involved with bookworms

You gotta be strong in a way she can`t resist

So educated rapper, huh, bust this...

Since she`s a new girl on the block

I had to let her know that I`m the debonoir Doc

I said 'I`d like to speak to you if I can

And if I`m correct your name is Roxanne.'

She said 'How`d you know my name?'I said 'It`s getting around.

Right now baby you`re the talk of the town

Please let me walk you to the corner, my rap will be brief.'

She said 'I`ve seen you before, you look like a thief.'

I said 'Me? The Doc? A hood, a rock?

Running around the street robbing people on the block?

Nah, that`s not my style, that crime I`m not related

As far as I`m concerned I`m too sophisticated.'

Then it seemed I got busy cause she cracked a smile

That let me know my rap was worth her while

She said 'You call yourself a doctor?'I said 'This is true.'

She said 'Explain to me really what doctors must do.'

I said 'This is very rare because I don`t say this every day

There`s a million medical skills a doctor displays

Dermatology is treatment of the skin

Infected and you`ll see me and you`ll know you`re again

There`s enthesiology, opthomology

Internal medicine and plastic surgery

Orpedic surgery and pathology

A disease involves a change of the body.'

She said 'Ooooh, that`s very unique.'

Gave me her number and kissed me on the cheek

She said she had to go but be back by 8

So to call her at 9 to arrange a date

[EMD]

Did you take her to the beach?

[Kangol]

That`s what we planned

But she stood me up, Roxanne, Roxanne

Chorus

[Kangol]

And here`s our gameplan

[EMD]

The beat is here, so we will reveal it

[Kangol & EMD]

And if you think it`s soft, then Roxanne feel it!

[beat boxing and scratching]