Lyrics:

He knows all about the movements of the planets,
But he don't know how to move me.
He knows about the sonic spectrum dammit,
But he don't know if it's groovy.

He knows about A-B-C, 1-2-3, X-Y-Z,
But he don't know about X-T-C,
A-B-C, 1-2-D even I
Ain't in any of his categories.

He's kinda tall and kinda shy,
He's always asking me why.
He's always got his head in a book,
He doesn't care how I look,
He cares about,

A-B-C, 1-2-3, X-Y-Z,
But he don't know about X-T-C,
A-B-C, 1-2-D even I
Ain't in any of his categories.

He's the kinda guy who knows just what he knows
He's the kinda guy who oh oh woah oh oh oh

A-B-C, 1-2-3, X-Y-Z,
But he don't know about X-T-C,
A-B-C, 1-2-D even I
Ain't in any of his categories.

A-B-C, 1-2-3, X-Y-Z,
But he don't know about X-T-C,
A-B-C, 1-2-D even I
Ain't in any of his categories.