Lyrics:

You’re the Top! You’re the colosseum,
You’re the Top! You’re the louve museum,
You’re a melody from a symphony, by Strauss,
You’re a Bandle bonnet, a Shakspeare sonnet,
You’re Mickey mouse.
You’re the Nile,You’re the Tow’r of Pisa,
You’re the smile on the Mona Lisa;
I’m a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if Baby, I’m the bottom,
You’re the top!