Lyrics:
One girl was called Jean-MarieAnother little girl was called FeliciteAnother little girl was Sally-JoyThe other was me, and I'm a boyMy name is Bill and I'm a head caseThey practice making up on my faceYeah I feel lucky if I get trousers to wearSpend ages taking ribbons from my hairChorus: I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am, I get itPut your frock on, Jean-MarieFlatten your hair, FelicitePaint your nails, little Sally JoyPut this wig on, little boy Chorus(Various ooh's and aah's)I wanna play cricket on the greenRide my bike across the street Cut myself and see my bloodI wanna come home all covered in mudChorus