Lyrics:

She looks as an African queen
She eating twelve chapattis and cream
She tas-tes Mongolian lamb
She coming from Aldebaran

What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party

She like to be married with Yeti
He grooving such cooky spaghetti
She jumping as Mexican bean
To make that her body more thin

What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party

She catch Patagonian pancakes
With that one and gin party makes
She having all the ways good contacts
She making with Apple an contract

What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party

spoken:
All together now!

What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame
What-what a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame, what a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame, Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
Said again, 'I'm in pain' at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame

She looks as an African queen
She tas-tes Mongolian lamb

What a shame Mary Jane
What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party

spoken:
All together now!

What a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame
What-what a shame Mary Jane
Had a pain at the party
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame...

spoken:
Let's hear itbefore we get taken awa!