Lyrics:

Right now he's probably slow dancin' with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showin' her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singin' some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably sayin' 'I'm drunk'
and he's a thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbin'on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
Oh and he don't know ohhh...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Nooo... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

ohh... before he cheats... ooooohhhhh....