Lyrics:

I was born wearing pants
be prepared
I was born standing up
be prepared
don't be ashamed
you were born unadorned
be prepared

I was born embroiled in an argument
be prepared
I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket
be prepared
don't be alarmed
we mean you no harm
be prepared

I was born already tall
be prepared
I was born wearing spats and a dickie
be prepared
don't be ashamed
you were born unadorned
be prepared
be prepared