Lyrics:

I’m a pleasure seeker, shoppin’ for a new distraction
I’m a pleasure seeker, lookin’ for some platinum action
I’m a pleasure seeker, movin’ to the music
I’m a pleasure seeker, lookin’ for the real thing

Chandalabras in a wonder bra
Chris barn runway, a real draw
Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill
I’m at the mall on a diet pill

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes you did, yes you did
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex,
Yes you did, yes you did

The taco tici hut is where we’re all gonna meet
Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
Oh honey, is it all about money?

Hey Lady
What?
What lady?
That lady?
No!

Private property, hippy be quiet
Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot
Faster, faster can’t get enough
What the hell will I do with this stuff?

I’m your daytime waitress at the taco tici hut
I’m your daytime waitress here’s your stupid 7-Up
You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator
You blew me off and now you’ve lost the real thing

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes you did, yes you did
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes you did, yes you did

You know fashion frenzy
Panic at the funplex
Gets me higher and higher
No will power and my wallet’s on fire

Panic at the funplex
Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher
No will power and my wallet’s on fire

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex
Yes you did, yes you did
Oh, broke my heart at the funplex,
Yes you did, yes you did

The taco tiki hut is where we’re all gonna meet
Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine
Oh honey, is it all about money?

Oh, broke my heart
Oh, broke my heart
Panic at the funplex

Misery at the funplex
And there’s too much sex
Faster, faster, thrill, thrill
Too much to do
It’s time for a pill