Lyrics:

I've heard the hype about your band, I've seen your video playing on the TV
Publicity photos in magazines, no none of it makes me feel anything
I would be lying to you if I did not say something that would make me feel like a politician
A middle of the road opinion no one finds offensive or challenging

I'm not interested, this stage is not a pedestal
I don't think you're bad people, I just think that your aesthetic is horrible
Please treat me with the same respect and candor, I would appreciate the honesty
A little less professional, a little more upfront and confrontational

Just say what you're thinking
Say what you're really thinking