Lyrics:
Cousin Kevin: Were on our own cousin,all alone cousin.Let's think of a game to playNow the grownups have all gone away.You won't be much funbeing blind deaf and dumbBut I've no one to play with today.D'you know how to play hide and seek?To find me it would take you a week,But tied to that chair you won't go anywhereThere's a lot I can do to a freak.How would you feel if I turned on the bath,Ducked your head under and started to laugh.What would you do if I shut you outside,To stand in the rainand catch cold so you died? I'm the school bully !The classroom cheat.The nastiest playfriend,You ever could meet.I'll stick pins in your fingersAnd tread on your feet... Maybe a cigarette burn on your armWould change your expression to one of alarm,I'll drag you around by a lock of your hairOr give you a push at the top of the stairs... I'm the school bully !The classroom cheat.The nastiest playfriend,You ever could meet.I'll put glass in your dinnerAnd spikes in your seat...