Lyrics:

They put the chairs out on the lawn
Grandma's got her new dress on
There's fresh flowers on Grandpa's grave
And Junior smells of aftershave

Oh boy, hey hey, it's a national holiday

Everything's ready for the big parade
The mayor's got his place in the shade
We can't wait 'till the sun goes down
Lie on the hill at the edge of town
By the presidential proclamation
Is blasting out across the nation
And Mad Dog and his band of jerks
Are lighting off the fireworks

Oh boy, hey hey, it's a national holiday,
it's a national holiday