Lyrics:

As fly to tarantula, as jugular to dracula
To me in my ford spectacular, you'll be drawn
I'll slash your masterpiece, the bits and pieces on your mantelpiece
I'm in and out in no time.....the safecracker

Got impaled, on a nail, once I left a trail behind me
A bloody tale, to no avail, better get cracking, it's not safe

The moon is a blabbermouth
Who'll shop you in and catch you out
But me and my thoughts spectacular won't be caught
They call me thrifty, thrifty, I count out 2.50
A gallon'll get me to paisley, I'm a safecracker
I'll use your tradesman's entrance, there's no danger there
I'll wipe all trace away, I'll get clean away, the safecracker

Got impaled on a nail, once I left a trail behind me
I'll end in jail if I fail, but I'll have all the time
Gloves and rope, stethoscope, at tip-toe time I'll be at large
It takes a crook to know where to look
Better get cracking

The moon is a blabbermouth
Who'll shop you in and catch you out
But me and my ford spectacular
I'll be all right

Got impaled on a nail, once I left a trail behind me
A bloody tale, to no avail, better get cracking
It's not safe
I'll land in jail if I fail, better get cracking
It takes a crook to know where to look
I'll have all the time
I'll have all the time
Better get cracking
Better get cracking