Lyrics:

Hand to the gland and I don't care
There ain't no secret I won't bare
Hey!
All I wanna do is beat my meat
Chicken steak, what a treat
Stroke it, stroke it really hard
I wanna watch it blow a yard
Palm sister date what you got
Wank your willie, hit the spot
Five knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
Five knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Five knuckle shuffle, I got nothin' to poke

Rattle my snake most every night
I want a woman to do it right
Stroke it, stroke it just for fun
Stroke it, stroke it 'til I cum
All I wanna do is shake my stick
Pullin' my pecker really does the trick
Five knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
Five knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
All I wanna do is give it a stroke
Five knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Five knuckle shuffle, I got nothin' to poke
Nothin' to poke
That's right!

Don't you worry when you spank the chimp
It don't mean that you're a wimp
Stroke it, stroke it all night long
Stroke it, stroke it, ding my dong
Palm sister date what you got
Shine your shillelagh and don't get caught
Five knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
Five knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
All I wanna do is give it a stroke
Five knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken ain't no joke
Five knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Five knuckle shuffle, I got nothin' to poke