Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace I don't remember where Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home I grab my keys and a beer
The cops they took my license away But I got my car out of impound today And I've been drunk since last Saturday You'd better stay outta my way
I drink and drive Feel so alive I'll never take that dive Feel so alive I'm doin' ninety-five I drink and drive I feel so alive I drink and drive
Early morning and the freeway's deserted Like it's all mine I'm trying to set a new driving speed record But I can't drive a straight line Flashing lights Split the night I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rig At least you'll never catch me you fucking pigs
Designate someone other than me I'm so drunk I can hardly see Another shot of jagger and I turn the key I got so many places to be
When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe They won't drive at night Cause we're down at the freeway it's such a fright But I think I drive alright