Lyrics:

Why am I in love in stereo
With a girl on either side
You might well look on and envy me
But this feelin' isn't so hi-fi

Just a boy in love in stereo
When we dance it's not much fun
I can't choose 'cause they're identical
And I can't move without the other one

One wants to stay at home the other wants the night out
One wants to read in bed the other wants the light out
I really don't know what to do 'cause I'm in love with you...
And you...and you

Why am I in love in stereo
Where to start, I can't decide
'cause makin' love is two dimentional
And I'm much more a mono man inside

Now that I'm in love in stereo
There's one thing I can't deny
Oo when we kiss, we reach hi frequency
But I prefer the reproduction side

One wants to stay at home the other wants the night out
One wants to read in bed the other wants the light out
One wants to marry me the other wants to break up
One wants to call it off the other wants to make up
I really don't know what to do, 'cause I'm in love with you...
And you, and you.

Why am I, in love in stereo
Oo why am I, in love in stereo
I said why am I in love in stereo

Why am I in love in stereo
Why am I in love in stereo

Repeat and fade.....